Black Market Codpieces and Coats for Snowmen

(Please do not pick up, meta_roundup)

Hot damn, it's been a while since I've had to use this icon, hasn't it?

Hi, all. I am a goddamn clusterfuck of contradictions! I was going to do a Big Huge Rant on the common thread that ties all people tied to Pentecostalism together, but...later.

I read and write lots of weird things. Most of the time, they raise the hackles of given people. Dingle Dingle Doo, it's time for a somewhat introspective rant about the shit I get off to and why.

( My kink is not okay, and I'm totally okay with that! Warning, this rant is uncut. It contains adult language and concepts that may be triggering to some. Reader discretion is strongly advised. Rubyfruit's not responsible for anything that may happen to you if you read this. )

And that was my Sunday Fandom Ranting!

Coming up next, Sunday Non-Fandom Ranting!

Also, random thought: Metallica = Randomly Relaxing when I'm in RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE mode. Especially this song. I swear to god I was not going to write fic to it.