Black Market Codpieces and Coats for Snowmen

(Please do not pick up, meta_roundup!)

( Cute is Not the Enemy, written yesterday )

( Hell No! I Won't Go!, written today )

These two rants can easily be summed up thusly.

Lighten the fuck up, fandom! Seriously.

Zexion (the laptop) is slow. There is simply not enough space. D:

I have a solution, but it involves taking computers apart and I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with that.

I have a desktop that probably has enough space to hold it all, but it runs Linux (Fedora Core to be exact). What needs done is to take it apart, retrieve the hard drive, wipe it clean, get a case for it, and use it for storage.

I don't know how to do all that, so...

HALP.

~Jordi