Black Market Codpieces and Coats for Snowmen

A fic needs not be done to "Dani California".

A fight scene involving Kairi taking on Namine and Roxas at the same time needs not be written.

A fic needs not be written in which Demyx goes off the deep end and decides to go for the position of Superior because post-resurrection, everything is going to hell and hell will freeze over before anyone serves under Marluxia, ever.

Also, I didn't really need to imply that Aerith and Quistis hate each other because they're related to Marluxia and Vexen, respectively, but I DID IT ANYWAY.

DAMMIT.

My brain hates me and wants me to die.

ALSO PORN. I can't write porn. But dammit, I gotta try!

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"Stadt von Wundern" rewrite, first draft = Fucking DONE. Title changed to "Brightly-Colored Sacrifice".

"Last Moment" rewrite, first draft = Still in progress.

"Hard Love Messenger" first draft = In Progress.

Yeah, this idea probably sucks.

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( And the most depraved of demons can smile like the purest of cherubs, your point is? )