Black Market Codpieces and Coats for Snowmen

In the spirit of one of my favorite bloggers in ever, I will spork a book.

The book sitting next to me is an oldie, but a goodie. The piece of literary dreck in question? Tender Warrior: God's Intention for a Man by Stu Weber.

Sporking will be done here or on Jordi the Mighty.

So, the question is: One, are there lulz to be had in a book with a title like that, and two, where should I spork this thing?